Breathe

You have stumbled onto the blog of a girl who has too many hobbies for a happy life.
Enjoy.

Jul 23

Jul 22



soldiersoftheuniverse:

lights-on-fire:

el-hotel-bella-muerte:

sunny-deanwinchester:

togifs:

[via]

did you just

Visual grammar jokes are my favourite

soldiersoftheuniverse:

lights-on-fire:

el-hotel-bella-muerte:

sunny-deanwinchester:

togifs:

[via]

did you just

Visual grammar jokes are my favourite

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(via stay-g0ld-forever)


  • Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
  • Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via pemsylvania)


Jul 21

Things school has taught me:

laekkun:

juliuscaesarofficial:

relahvant:

shulamithbond:

tagyouareit:

dra3nei:

• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health

• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anything

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

the magna carta was signed in 1215

NEVER reveal you have gum

how to sleep without people noticing

how to hide headphones with your hair/hand

(via baileethewarrior)


Jul 20

minorbenevolence:

coulsonsvintagecards:

dicecreamparlor:

I don’t get sexually or romantically frustrated I get adventurously frustrated like I’m 17 years old why haven’t I been granted magic powers, slain a dragon, and defeated an oppressive emperor and started a rebellion yet

FINALLY SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS

I get all three please help

(via baileethewarrior)


tastefullyoffensive:

Synchronized waking up. [x]


Jul 19

Jul 18

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

(via yourmomjustfarted)


Jul 17

Jul 15
definitely-insane:

FALCON PUNCH!!

definitely-insane:

FALCON PUNCH!!

(via 4rkham-asylum)


accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

(via baileethewarrior)


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